Click on the picture for info on how to build a Paladin in Diablo II -- Paladin courtesy of Blizzard Entertainment
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Let's reminisce for a minute of our days in Diablo I and Diablo II...
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Here are ways to know if you play Diablo too much
1 - You see something you want and ask the owner if you could dupe it.
2 - The phrase "Go to Hell" no longer seems particularly offensive.
3 - You tell your friends to unhostile you when they accidentally hit you.
4 - You wish you knew the Town Portal spell so that you can get home quickly from work/school.
5 - You start visualising a certain spell whenever you hear Internet techies talk about firewalls.
6 - You develop a habit of twirling objects in the air as you drop them.
7 - You start kicking the cat to gain experience points.
8 - You insist that it was just a duel when you kill another Diablo fanatic and get arrested.
9 - While surrounded by people at a crowded party, you find yourself instinctivlely heading for a doorway so you can deal with people one at a time.
10 - After a hard day of work/school you wonder how many experience points you've gained and where you should distribute your points.
11 - You think the neatest thing you have learned in the last 6 months is how to dupe.
12 - You meet a girl and the first thing you ask her about is how much dexterity she has.
13 - You ask your boss for the next quest.
14 - You go to church to search for various shrines and open sarcophaguses.
15 - You start asking people what level they are instead of their ages.
16 - You tie a helium balloon to your head and hope it acts like a mana shield.
17 - You start putting "Rogue Encampment" as your town of residence on forms.
18 - You wonder how much experience you can rack up on Halloween.
19 - While standing still, you unconsciously twist at the waist.
20 - You suggest to the Supreme Court that battle.net is a good way to settle arguments.
21 - People have to go onto battle.net to get ahold of you.
22 - You try to find the secret cow level whenever you're in a pasture.
23 - You raise your broom above your head while sweeping the backyard, hoping that all the leaves will burn.
24 - You expect to hear the KAPOW of a Nova trap while opening the fridge.
25 - You say "I can't use this... yet" when your friends give you something red.
26 - You give away your Battle.net account name on dates.
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